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Song Parodies -> "I Guess that's Why the Clippers Still Lose"
Original Song Title:
"I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues"
Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"I Guess that's Why the Clippers Still Lose"
Parody Written by:
Freddie C.
The Lyrics
The only bad thing about playing for the Lakers is that they play in the same building as the Clippers. And Staples Center is only big enough for one team.
It doesn't sound right, that they should be in L.A.
Because this has always been the Lakers' town, and there can't be no other way
And most every day no one wants to see
Q Richardson, Elton Brand or Cory Maggette
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
No matter who plays for them, they will lose
We should've never taken the Clippers
They are not L.A., not like the Lakers
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
The Staples Center is big enough just for one team
I am so sick of watching them as the Lakers destroy their dreams
Why oh why did they leave San Diego for this town?
The Clips are just one reason L.A. is feeling down
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
No matter who plays for them, they will lose
We should've never taken the Clippers
They are not L.A., not like the Lakers
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
(harmonica solo)
Why oh why did they leave San Diego for this town?
The Clips are just one reason L.A. is feeling down
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
No matter who plays for them, they will lose
We should've never taken the Clippers
They are not L.A., not like the Lakers
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
(We should've never taken the Clippers)
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
(They are not L.A., not like the Lakers)
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
Because this has always been the Lakers' town, and there can't be no other way
And most every day no one wants to see
Q Richardson, Elton Brand or Cory Maggette
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
No matter who plays for them, they will lose
We should've never taken the Clippers
They are not L.A., not like the Lakers
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
The Staples Center is big enough just for one team
I am so sick of watching them as the Lakers destroy their dreams
Why oh why did they leave San Diego for this town?
The Clips are just one reason L.A. is feeling down
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
No matter who plays for them, they will lose
We should've never taken the Clippers
They are not L.A., not like the Lakers
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
(harmonica solo)
Why oh why did they leave San Diego for this town?
The Clips are just one reason L.A. is feeling down
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
No matter who plays for them, they will lose
We should've never taken the Clippers
They are not L.A., not like the Lakers
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
(We should've never taken the Clippers)
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
(They are not L.A., not like the Lakers)
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
And I guess that's why the Clippers still lose
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