Don't wish it away
she dont look like a female at all
Between you and me I could honestly say
and i know shes hairy and gets fatter

And while I'm away
she likes eatin non stop
And i only know that she aint the girl i married any more
and lots of farting is in her heart and she loves to burp

And I guess that's why they call her a dude
all of this time it felt like a man is who i screw
burping like children, shes like my brother
she really needs a shower and shave her back every half an hour
And I guess that's why they call her a dude

Just stare at her face
she has a face that compares with a man
she Lives for each second without cleanin her messes
And shes the oppisite of feminen

look at this girl
scratches her belly every single night
feminen or not I simply love her
and to me shes still attractive