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Song Parodies -> "Two Guys"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Eyes"
Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Two Guys"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
two guys... baby needs two guys
as she lies there still
while they nail away
two guys
baby needs two guys
when the mornin comes
they'll be gone all day
and I say
two guys sharin baby's bed
sharin baby's reign
Merry needs two guys
or she's alone again
two guys baby needs two guys
while she does one guy
what's the other do?
two guys....
ooh she loves two guys
one on either side
where she wants to be
ecstasy
two guys makes it twice as fun
help her ease the pain
merry needs two guys
and I'm alone again
as she lies there still
while they nail away
two guys
baby needs two guys
when the mornin comes
they'll be gone all day
and I say
two guys sharin baby's bed
sharin baby's reign
Merry needs two guys
or she's alone again
two guys baby needs two guys
while she does one guy
what's the other do?
two guys....
ooh she loves two guys
one on either side
where she wants to be
ecstasy
two guys makes it twice as fun
help her ease the pain
merry needs two guys
and I'm alone again
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| 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
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Oh "Malkie Stop!" Now I gotta go download this song, so I can vote... back in a bit...
Ahhhh! You know how to get my 5's don'tcha? But who is the other guy? I thought Pippin was a girl? Or is she? Or is he? Wait, that might still make it 2 guys. Or is it three? Billy - help!
maybe pips is a drag queen "seems like a woman to me" might fit, until he unleashes ..."MR WINKIE!""" aaaaaaarrrgggggghhhhhhhhh
Okay Malcolm! Now it's official! I'm starting a list!
a list of what???
A list of people to make it a foursome? Pacholek? Florios? Ooops -that would be a fivesome...
You people are sick. Let's meet at my house. d;:^)
we just gotta ask Bill Tong..he can smell a "bad" bush anywhere
Hey! You! Get off of Bill Tong! Don't hang around 'cause three's a throng, Allright now Baby! d;:^D
A sixer would be funny. Do any of you's want to get laid right now? Meet me at my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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