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Song Parodies -> "I Guess That's Why They Call Me Confused"
Original Song Title:
"I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues"
Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"I Guess That's Why They Call Me Confused"
Parody Written by:
blackjack21
The Lyrics
I Guess That's Why They Call Me Confused
They put me away
They look at me like I’m so crazy
Between you and me
I could honestly say
Things are gettin’ real hazy
And while I'm away
I'll fight my demons inside
But it won't be long
Before I’m on the run
To the place that they live
Where I’ll hide
And I guess that's why
They call me confused
Don’t know my name
And who the hell are you?
Losing my marbles
Acting unstable
Rolling like Fido under the table
And I guess that's why
They call me confused
I stare into space
They put my face on the wall
They won’t let me go
I can’t move my arms
‘Cause this jacket is way too small
They’ll come for me
Not from Earth, but outer space
They’re Martian elves
I simply can’t stand
More than a day in this place
And I guess that's why
They call me confused
Don’t know my name
And who the hell are you?
Losing my marbles
Acting unstable
Rolling like Fido under the table
And I guess that's why
They call me confused
They’ll come for me
Not from Earth, but outer space
They’re Martian elves
I simply can’t stand
More than a day in this place
And I guess that's why
They call me confused
Don’t know my name
And who the hell are you?
Losing my marbles
Acting unstable
Rolling like Fido under the table
And I guess that's why
They call me confused
They put me away
They look at me like I’m so crazy
Between you and me
I could honestly say
Things are gettin’ real hazy
And while I'm away
I'll fight my demons inside
But it won't be long
Before I’m on the run
To the place that they live
Where I’ll hide
And I guess that's why
They call me confused
Don’t know my name
And who the hell are you?
Losing my marbles
Acting unstable
Rolling like Fido under the table
And I guess that's why
They call me confused
I stare into space
They put my face on the wall
They won’t let me go
I can’t move my arms
‘Cause this jacket is way too small
They’ll come for me
Not from Earth, but outer space
They’re Martian elves
I simply can’t stand
More than a day in this place
And I guess that's why
They call me confused
Don’t know my name
And who the hell are you?
Losing my marbles
Acting unstable
Rolling like Fido under the table
And I guess that's why
They call me confused
They’ll come for me
Not from Earth, but outer space
They’re Martian elves
I simply can’t stand
More than a day in this place
And I guess that's why
They call me confused
Don’t know my name
And who the hell are you?
Losing my marbles
Acting unstable
Rolling like Fido under the table
And I guess that's why
They call me confused
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Is that what you're blaming your gambling losses on now? Maybe you can take these 5 comp passes with you the next time.
lol...i can relate
Some very inspired lines in here...most creative
Really funny! Hope fives get your memory back!!!
Funny parody, 5s. Write some more. ;]
You write very well for someone so confused. lol
Love the title sub. Favorite line is "rolling like Fido". Good stuff.
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