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Song Parodies -> "Heshe"
Original Song Title:
"She"
Original Performer:
Elvis Costello
Parody Song Title:
"Heshe"
Parody Written by:
Alchoholica
The Lyrics
First Time.. uh oh.. don't expect much A Transvestite Parody
Heshe
May be the Thai i can't forget
A trace of Cognac and Tourettes
Should be my new bride for the price I had to pay
Heshe is in to kinky kinds of things
Wants to come with me to Colorado Springs
May be a hundred different things
But just two as far as i know.
Heshe
May be the beauty of the Far East
May have had a fling with a Priest
Seems to know a lot about military personnel
Heshe's crotch appears to have seams
A Sadistic nature in extremes
Heshe may not be what heshe may seem
Inside it's shell
Heshe
Has an amazingly active sex drive
Is somewhat shocked im still alive
Told me i'd better think about taking five
Me I'll take it back to meet my friends
I suppose i see through a rose tinted lens
But to wherever the earth ends
I would follow..
HESHE HESHE HESHE!
May be the Thai i can't forget
A trace of Cognac and Tourettes
Should be my new bride for the price I had to pay
Heshe is in to kinky kinds of things
Wants to come with me to Colorado Springs
May be a hundred different things
But just two as far as i know.
Heshe
May be the beauty of the Far East
May have had a fling with a Priest
Seems to know a lot about military personnel
Heshe's crotch appears to have seams
A Sadistic nature in extremes
Heshe may not be what heshe may seem
Inside it's shell
Heshe
Has an amazingly active sex drive
Is somewhat shocked im still alive
Told me i'd better think about taking five
Me I'll take it back to meet my friends
I suppose i see through a rose tinted lens
But to wherever the earth ends
I would follow..
HESHE HESHE HESHE!
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Not bad for a first try...I was totally laughing at the images...=) And SUPA cool original song, buddy!
I DKTOS, but it was pretty funny. I only have his greatest hits and "When I Was Cruel" album
Elvis Costello happens to be my favorite musician of all time! And I was assigned male at birth, but have now transitioned to become a female, which is the definition of the word "HeShe," according to Wiktionary.
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