Song Parodies -> "Getting Pissed Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful Tonight"

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Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Getting Pissed Tonight"

Parody Written by:

KND

The Lyrics

In New Zealand the word "Pissed" means Drunk. BYO Means (Bring your own)From the New Zealanders that have too much time on their hands. Karl Lewis and Daniel Gummer

Getting Pissed Tonight

Its late on a Friday
I've got my whole night planned
I'm going to get pissed
Oh its going to be so grand
And when I get there
I can't loose sight
Of the fact
That I am getting pissed tonight

I arrive at the party
There was something I should have known
That the guy hosting this shindig
Made it a fucking BYO
I went down to the piss shop
And brought the store outright
And told the shopkeepers
That I am getting pissed tonight

I am getting pissed to the point when you can't feel anything
When the room is turning round and you feel like vomiting
All over the lounge suet.

Its time to go home now
I need a stomach pump
But that's what I get
For mixing vodka with rum
And then some guy gave me
a bottle of sprite
He said
"sober up your were the only pissed cunt tonight"

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