(During some of the intro music playing, Spock says the following Star Trek intro)

***Mr Spock***:
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its continuing missions to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilization. To boldly go where no man has gone before

(Then, the guitar kicks in and I start the singing)

***Captain James T. Kirk***:

We're flying together
On Starship Enterprise
Away from planet Earth
Who knows any surprise

Of strange new worlds we would find
With no pork rinds
But we may end up in touch with aliens

In the final frontier
The final frontier

Ohhh
We're going for warp speed
To a new galaxy
Bad guy ships on our tail
Are what we may see
But we we'll shoot out torpedoes
To kill them off
So that we can survive to go

On the final frontier
The final frontier
The final frontier
(The final frontier)
Ohh ho ohh

(While the middle music plays, you hear quotes like "Captain Kirk, this is Spock, please step into the transporter""warp speed, Mr. Sulu""beam me up, Scotty" and "I am a doctor, not a milkman")

The final frontier, oh ho
It's the final frontier
The final frontier
The final frontier
(The final frontier)

Ohh
It's the final frontier
On Starship Enterprise
The final frontier
To explore new worlds
On the final frontier
(The final frontier)
Ohh, it's the final frontier
Yea