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Song Parodies -> "New Jersey Devil"

Original Song Title:

"The Final Countdown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Europe

Parody Song Title:

"New Jersey Devil"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Hispanics fear the Chupacabra... New Jersey folks fear the " New Jersey Devil!" Not a cryptozoological animal, but a myth started in the 1700s!
(thousands of sightings, believe not a one)

In the Pine Barrens,
From the pit of hell,
A winged goat, claws and forked tail
Is known there very well
Deborah Leeds to blame?
13th child cursed, tale spun around
Killed the midwife, out chimney flew in flames

It's the New Jersey Devil
The New Jersey Devil

Gasp!

Maybe an argument with Franklin (Franklin)*
Battle of Almanacs and all
Another Leeds had deceived us
Wyvern crest said it all, oh hell
Perhaps we'll never know
No evidence was found (found)
But in the 1900s, the stories did grow...

It's the New Jersey Devil
The New Jersey Devil [x2]

The New Jersey Devil
Oh no!!!

It's the New Jersey Devil
The New Jersey Devil [x2]

It's the New Jersey Devil
Mythical creature
The New Jersey Devil
More than mere hoax
It's the New Jersey Devil

Oh no!
It's the New Jersey Devil
* Benjamin Franklin

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Jonathan - February 08, 2018 - Report this comment
huh, don't think I've ever heard of that one, before... 455
Rob Arndt - February 08, 2018 - Report this comment
Neither had I. Saw it on YouTube! It's been circulating around for 283 years!!!
Lois - November 09, 2018 - Report this comment
you all need to get out more!
Libby - November 12, 2018 - Report this comment
^^He's dead, Lois.

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