-> "Kill Now, Pray Later"
Original Song Title:
"Live Now, Pay Later"
Parody Song Title:
"Kill Now, Pray Later"
The Lyrics
Kill now, Pray later
(Sung to 'Live Now, Pay later - Foghat)
I curse the West while I have my hand out for aid
My Omnicider vest is packed with nails and blades,
I will double down as I go and kill for some peace,
I don't obey Geneva and I don't fear the police!
Kill Now-Pray later, Kill Now-Pray later
.
My Semtex and detonator are the best I can buy
because Saudi Arabia is paying my bills!
Press a button and you'll see a lot of body parts fly
This isn't omnicide, only Allah's will....
Kill Now-Pray later, Kill Now-Pray later
How much omnicide will count as excess?
I'm only obeying Mohammed; I have to confess.
Wipe the blood from my angry hands!
Kill Now-Pray later, as I lay down my mat for prayer,
Its time to speak of peace (Though I am a Slayer!)
I think the western world's getting tired of me,
They are dropping heavy ordnance for my perfidy...
MOAB's in my cellar, MOP's on my guns,
But when the cruise missiles arrive, I damn well better run.
Kill Now-Pray later, Kill Now-Pray later.
There's a hole in the ground where I used to be,
I am on my way to paradise by omnicide, you see.
My anger is on loan as I own the Media scene,
Kill Now-Pray later and you best be scared,
Body parts everywhere; Allah will take me there!!
Oooh oooh oooh wooo, oooh oooh oooh wooo....
Kill Now-Pray later, Kill Now-Pray later,
(Kill Now), Kill Now, (Pray later), Pray later,
(Kill Now), Kill Now, (Pray later), Pray later,
(Kill Now), Kill Now, (Pray later), Pray later,
(Kill Now), Kill Now, (Pray later), Kill Now,
(Kill Now), Whoa yeah, (Pray later)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah-ee-ahh, ooooh whoa
I'm gonna bounce my hate all over the plate now. Well, well, well.
I'm out of here!
I gotta run, they are after me, whoa yeah
Time for me to run now! I gotta move before they bomb me.
Change my name, my Madrassa, my I.D.
I gotta run, I gotta run
Kill Now-Pray later.
I have had my fun, yeah.
I've have had my fun.
Now it's time for me to pay.
Time for me to pay.
Yeah, I gotta run!
**BOOM**
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 3 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 3 | |
| 3 | |
| 3 | |
|