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Song Parodies -> "Ex-Lax (not chocolate)"

Original Song Title:

"Relax! (don't do it)"

Original Performer:

Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Parody Song Title:

"Ex-Lax (not chocolate)"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

There's always room for Jello and improvement. This is my take of "Ex-Lax" . High fives to the previous parpody authours. I hope my version isn't to crappy
Oh oh
It's my time now!
Wee-ell-Now!

Ex-Lax not chocolate
When you want to go plop it
Ex-Lax not chocolate
When your colon's stopped
Ex-Lax not chocolate
When you need a high colonic
Ex-Lax not chocolate
When your colon's stopped

Ex-Lax can't duke it?
When you want to make music
Ex-Lax can't duke it
When you're backing up
Ex-Lax can't duke it?
When you want to flush it to it
Ex-Lax can't duke it?
When you're backing up
Up-oh oh oh

But poop it in the toilet basin
$H!t $h!ting in the porcelean-ooh yeah
tweek those cheeks
Squeeze that cheese
Got to get me
get me
Hit me with those fiber drinks

I'm grunting
I'm grunting-yeah

Ex-Lax can't duke it?
When you want to make music
When your colon's plugged

Ex-Lax can't duke it
When you want to flush it to it
Ex-Lax can't duke it? (shucks)
When your colon's plugged
When your colon's plugged
When your colon's plugged
Plugged-huh

$h!t it rough
The throne of grunts
Now squeeze it

Ex-Lax Ex-Lax Ex-Lax
fiber fiber Ex-Lax

Now's The Time, It's Potty Time

Here
Comes!!!
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Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Any man who's got the unmitigated balls to write a parody about Ex-Lax containing the line "The throne of grunts" needs a set of fives to restore their mental regularity. Good job, Lionel --- it's just weird enough and stupid enough to make me chuckle!
Michael Pacholek - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Fives for the title alone (which in itself might be a good parody title), and any parody involving chocolate (or a remarkable simulation) is worth my praise.
Poopie Longstocking - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
What a funny parody about Ex-Lax! This parody made me laugh so much that I simply must honour it with the highest Poopie Longstocking Poop-Parody vote of 5,5,5 !

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