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Song Parodies -> "Rule the World (G.W. Bush style)"
Original Song Title:
"Valley Girl"
Original Performer:
Frank Zappa
Parody Song Title:
"Rule the World (G.W. Bush style)"
Parody Written by:
Floyd's Garage
The Lyrics
Rule the world
Wants to rule the world
Rule the world
Wants to rule the world
Paid your fine
You drunk driver
Alcoholic slob
Now you're on the cure
Paid your fine
You drunk driver
Wants to....
Like my fellow Americans (Rule the world)
We are totally winning (Rule the world)
The war on terror (Rule the world)
Our troops won't like die for nothing (Rule the world)
I wish everyone would stop saying I butcher the English language
Everyone in Texas talks like, like Mr. Bu-fu
Just listen to my big-butt wife
And where did all these 'Dubya' jokes come from?
I am your president
Quit your bitchin'
Where's Saddamma? Where'd he go
You and Colin and Rumsfield don't know
Osama's hiding in his lair
Soldiers keep dying, but you don't care
Anyway, like the UN can kiss my Texas butt
Don't believe me?
We'll find those weapons of mass destruction
Even if we have to plant them there ourselves
Gulf War Part II
This is for you daddy
Did everybody know I went to Yale?
Stop laughing at my haircut!
Peace will come to the Middle East
I'm sure!
Rule the world
Wants to rule the world
Rule the world
Wants to rule the world
Paid your fine
You drunk driver
Alcoholic slob
Now you're on the cure
Paid your fine
You drunk driver
Wants to....
I went AWOL (Rule the World)
National Guard
Was like boring! (Rule the World)
They like made me wear green! (Rule the World)
We're talking cleaning toilets too (Rule the World)
I am so sure
It was so gross
Even though I was an officer no one respected me
My own troops wanted to frag me
So I left and went to New Orleans
The coke is cheap there you know?
I like barfed out
Snorted from a spoon!
Last idea to cross his mind
Had something to do with where to find
Terrorists in the Middle East
And starting a war that has no cease
So like I go into the White House, y'know
And everybody's jumping at my every whim
So I like totally wanted a big screen TV
I like to watch cartoons y'know?
But my daughters were like all drunk n stuff
One of'em hurled and it was like totally grody
Grody to the max, I'm sure
People keep giving me pretzels
I totally don't know why
Rule the world
Wants to rule the world
Rule the world
Wants to rule the world
Paid your fine
You drunk driver
Alcoholic slob
Now you're on the cure
Paid your fine
You drunk driver
Wants to....
Like my mother is a saint back home in Texas (Rule the World)
I love daddy too for rigging the election (Rule the World)
Jeb how's Florida? (Rule the World)
The White House is like totally better than a governor's mansion (Rule the World)
Like totally (Rule the World)
Where's my coke! (Rule the World)
Hi!
Uh-huh... (Rule the World)
My name?
My name is G. Dubya! (Rule the World)
Uh-huh
That's right, Dubya! (Rule the World)
Uh-huh...
I know
It's like... (Rule the World)
I know this call is costing me $3.99 a minute.
That's why I have taxpayers! (Rule the World)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Rule the World)
I am a dumbass I know (Rule the world)
Jesus saved my soul so I can be a drunk, it's OK
(Rule the World)
Uh-huh... (Rule the World)
So like, I don't know what the hell I'm doing (Rule the world)
It's OK I got that black guy and black girl running the war for me! (Rule the World)
Oh my Bush! (Rule the world)
At least I'm not drilling for oil anymore (Rule the World)
Daddy bailed me out y'know (Rule the world)
Yeah daddy bought me a baseball team
I used to pick my nose in the stands
Everyone thought it was so cute
I'm sure
I can fly a jet like a hero y'know?
It's so cool
Like I landed on the deck of this big boat
And everyone was cheering and yelling for me like
Like I was the Messiah
It must have been totally like Jesus felt
You think Jesus could fly a jet?
Hey no biggie...
Crack in D.C is like so expensive
It's like tubular, y'know
Well, I just can't let the kids find my stash
It's just like
I don't know
You know me, I'm like into like the heavy stuff
Like comic books and like, I don't know
Like my daddy like makes me go to meetings
It's like so lame
Like all I do is like just sit there and fall asleep
And it's like, it's like somebody elses problem y'know?
It's like lamo
Lamo to the max
I'm sure
I don't get the cartoons that make fun of me
Are my ears that big?
Snortin with a spoon
Cool
I am sure
Totally...
Wants to rule the world
Rule the world
Wants to rule the world
Paid your fine
You drunk driver
Alcoholic slob
Now you're on the cure
Paid your fine
You drunk driver
Wants to....
Like my fellow Americans (Rule the world)
We are totally winning (Rule the world)
The war on terror (Rule the world)
Our troops won't like die for nothing (Rule the world)
I wish everyone would stop saying I butcher the English language
Everyone in Texas talks like, like Mr. Bu-fu
Just listen to my big-butt wife
And where did all these 'Dubya' jokes come from?
I am your president
Quit your bitchin'
Where's Saddamma? Where'd he go
You and Colin and Rumsfield don't know
Osama's hiding in his lair
Soldiers keep dying, but you don't care
Anyway, like the UN can kiss my Texas butt
Don't believe me?
We'll find those weapons of mass destruction
Even if we have to plant them there ourselves
Gulf War Part II
This is for you daddy
Did everybody know I went to Yale?
Stop laughing at my haircut!
Peace will come to the Middle East
I'm sure!
Rule the world
Wants to rule the world
Rule the world
Wants to rule the world
Paid your fine
You drunk driver
Alcoholic slob
Now you're on the cure
Paid your fine
You drunk driver
Wants to....
I went AWOL (Rule the World)
National Guard
Was like boring! (Rule the World)
They like made me wear green! (Rule the World)
We're talking cleaning toilets too (Rule the World)
I am so sure
It was so gross
Even though I was an officer no one respected me
My own troops wanted to frag me
So I left and went to New Orleans
The coke is cheap there you know?
I like barfed out
Snorted from a spoon!
Last idea to cross his mind
Had something to do with where to find
Terrorists in the Middle East
And starting a war that has no cease
So like I go into the White House, y'know
And everybody's jumping at my every whim
So I like totally wanted a big screen TV
I like to watch cartoons y'know?
But my daughters were like all drunk n stuff
One of'em hurled and it was like totally grody
Grody to the max, I'm sure
People keep giving me pretzels
I totally don't know why
Rule the world
Wants to rule the world
Rule the world
Wants to rule the world
Paid your fine
You drunk driver
Alcoholic slob
Now you're on the cure
Paid your fine
You drunk driver
Wants to....
Like my mother is a saint back home in Texas (Rule the World)
I love daddy too for rigging the election (Rule the World)
Jeb how's Florida? (Rule the World)
The White House is like totally better than a governor's mansion (Rule the World)
Like totally (Rule the World)
Where's my coke! (Rule the World)
Hi!
Uh-huh... (Rule the World)
My name?
My name is G. Dubya! (Rule the World)
Uh-huh
That's right, Dubya! (Rule the World)
Uh-huh...
I know
It's like... (Rule the World)
I know this call is costing me $3.99 a minute.
That's why I have taxpayers! (Rule the World)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Rule the World)
I am a dumbass I know (Rule the world)
Jesus saved my soul so I can be a drunk, it's OK
(Rule the World)
Uh-huh... (Rule the World)
So like, I don't know what the hell I'm doing (Rule the world)
It's OK I got that black guy and black girl running the war for me! (Rule the World)
Oh my Bush! (Rule the world)
At least I'm not drilling for oil anymore (Rule the World)
Daddy bailed me out y'know (Rule the world)
Yeah daddy bought me a baseball team
I used to pick my nose in the stands
Everyone thought it was so cute
I'm sure
I can fly a jet like a hero y'know?
It's so cool
Like I landed on the deck of this big boat
And everyone was cheering and yelling for me like
Like I was the Messiah
It must have been totally like Jesus felt
You think Jesus could fly a jet?
Hey no biggie...
Crack in D.C is like so expensive
It's like tubular, y'know
Well, I just can't let the kids find my stash
It's just like
I don't know
You know me, I'm like into like the heavy stuff
Like comic books and like, I don't know
Like my daddy like makes me go to meetings
It's like so lame
Like all I do is like just sit there and fall asleep
And it's like, it's like somebody elses problem y'know?
It's like lamo
Lamo to the max
I'm sure
I don't get the cartoons that make fun of me
Are my ears that big?
Snortin with a spoon
Cool
I am sure
Totally...
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It was like, awesome! Like, totally excellent!
Get this recorded and I guarantee you will be a Funny Five #1 on Dr. Demento.
Hilarious Floyd G. Best Bush parody I've seen.
Sweet!
i don't know the original song but it was still funny enough to give it triple 5's trusting that the pacing is right because of the other votes it got.
FG, man, you put some serious work into this one, dude, and it payed off !
5-5-5 man!!! I'd, like, give you, like, a whole bunch more numbers, but , like...I can't count that high...ya know... Just attempting this one should give you 5-5-5!! Well, done...this ones' definitely a keeper!!!!
Dude, I don't know how I missed this, but this is just great. By far the best Bush parody. And Zappa is so damn tough to do, as you know since you've done a few. Excellent job, bro.
I loved this one; it was funny! 5-5-5 for sure!
This is a very hard song to parody, especially since many of the words are spoken, but you like totally nailed it there, dude!
Nothing short of brilliant. I don't know why no one thought of this earlier. It's too bad that Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri aren't on SNL anymore because this would have made a great bit for them!
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