Ricky lies so big
He's making such noise
He tells ’em so well
Like a secret disease
That makes you look dumb

With a big ol’ lie and a flag, apple pie
Get your Mom and your bible
Most folks are just liable to buy any line
Any place, any time

When the lie’s so big
As in Santorum's case.....that immature face
Behind all the Jesus Brouha-ha-ha-ha-ha)

Could result in the end with a worrisome trend
In which every American not ’born again’
Could be punished in cruel and unusual ways
By this treacherous d**khead who tells everyone that he’s Jesus’ friend

Ricky lie’s so big and his crap gets so thick
When the facts disappear, the Republican trick can be played out again
People, please tell me when we’ll be rid of these men!

Just who do they really suppose that they are?
And how did they manage to campaign as far as they seem to have come?
Are you really that dumb?

People, wake up...Figure it out
Religious fanatics around and about
The Virginia State house,
They all want the White House

Criminal saints with a ’heavenly mission’
A Tea Party raptured by pure superstition

When the lie’s so big and the crap gets so thick
When the facts disappear, the Republican trick can be played out again
People, please tell me when we’ll be rid of these men!