No, I'm not crazy, boy
I paint, I paint, I paint, I paint
But I hate canvases, they're lame
Ev'rybody uses, ev'rybody uses
Ev'rybody uses, uses, uses, uses
Those white slabs, they're so passé

So here's my paintin' room
Yellow, red and blue (colours I'm usin')
Orange and chartreuse (just watch it flyin')
Spreadin' it all around
Leave it there to drip right down (you ask why?)
Don't have an artist's touch (ahhh)
You need to shut up
Got greens to flood up

Lots of colours flyin' high (ah-ah-oh-oh)
On these cans and pigs and pies
Don't have an eye for what I wanna see
Cause ev'rything will turn out great (cause I know)
Cause I know the whole art world's tastes (it's absurd)
Asburd's how they lean

So here's my paintin' room
Purple, brown and blue (shades that I'm usin')
Crimson, taupe and puce (just watch 'em flyin')
Flingin' the tubes around
Half my brushes are stuck now (that's all right)
Gives things a unique touch (ahhh)
Still need to shut up
Don't mock my paintin' room

Get paid for my paintin' room (ah-ah-oh-oh)
Yes, they've bought my paintin' room (ah-ah-oh-oh)
Gone through sev'ral paintin' rooms (ah-ah-oh-oh)
Better leave my paintin' room (stay outside)
Or folks might buy you up