Clinton called
When he got the word
He said, I suppose you've heard
About Al Gore

And then when he'd split
I looked outside
I could hardly believe my eyes
As a big limousine pulled slowly
Into Al Gore's drive

Chorus:

Oh, I don't know why he's leaving
Or where he's gonna go
I guess he had his reasons
But I just don't wanna know
'Cause for 8 long years I've been living next door to Al Gore
(Al Gore, who the @**# is Al Gore)

8 long years just waiting for my chance
To see him what he's really like
Then there'd be song and dance
No, I'll never get used to not living next door to Al Gore
(Al Gore, who the @**# is Al Gore)

Now he's leaving
I don't give a toss
Such shame, I had to hear from the boss
Oh, that Al Gore

Now he locks his door
For one last time
He missed the boat
And must now wait in line
Then the big limousine pulled slowly, out of Al Gore's drive

Repeat chorus

Bill called back
And asked if he'd gone
I said, yeah, sure it is done
With Al Gore

He said now Al Gore's gone
And there'll be tears
I'm free of Hilary after 8 long years
Then the big limousine disappeared

Repeat chorus

Now I'll never get used to not living next door to Al Gore