I must've heard a thousand tunes,
By those damn boy band buffoons,
I can hear their fans from here,
I wish they... would disappear,

Did you hear the news today?
Rehab's headed AJ's way,
I'm glad he's tryin to find the missing link,
His life, sure isn't N SYNC...

Oh, there's too many of them,
Too many boy bands,
Singin too many bad songs,
And not enough, schlock to go around...
Can't you see I'm in a bad revolution...

This is the world we live in,
And these are the bands we're given,
Backstreet and B2K's whining,
Don't make it, a place worth living in...

98 Degrees, where are you now?
BBMak's still around somehow,
The men of pop, oh they blow,
Haha, there, goes LFO...

This is a crime,
This is a waste,
When I look into the future,
I pray there's not enough, schlock to go around...

(Interlude)

I remember long ago...
Real music was shining...
The stars would rise...
Into the charts...
Because of their talent...
Not their body parts...
So long ago...

I won't watch MTV tonight,
TRL gave me such a fright,
There were 9 boy bands in the top 10,
Oh, god, it made me weep...

This is the world we live in,
And these are the bands we're given,
Backstreet and B2K's whining,
Don't make it a place worth living in..