I think the spaceships now are landing
I think my cow has just been raped
They said there'd be meteor showers
No such fate

Now it's not like me to speak of these things
But I think they called to let me know
I saw the circles twice, don't understand them
So I went home

Well, I'd been dreading all this weekend
I thought that maybe they would never show
Never dreamed I'd have this feeling
But something is in my rectum
That's why I'm gonna cry
They had to show up this night

I think the spaceships now are landing
I think my cow has just been raped
They said there'd be meteor showers
No such fate

Since then I've been running around trying to warn you
They probe all the places, you'll never know
I rang your home but got no answer
Jumped in my car, they were now there
You still don't believe it?
They were just leaving

I think the spaceships now are landing
I think my cow has just been raped...