-> "Invisible Clutch"
Original Song Title:
"Invisible Touch"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Invisible Clutch"
The Lyrics
That Scot's been teaching
Driving here so long
I'm thinking something
Something 'bout him's wrong
And now I know
He has a
Built-in fragility
He's shaking so nervously
And now he screams,
"Aye, Laddy! Watch it, WATCH IT!"
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Parallel-park
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He takes nitro,
And oh, he tears at his heart!
In his Highlander Roadster
To old Glasgow he came
(Mm--) --with a three-foot Claymore sword
To chop Immortals' brains
But now I know
That "Immortal"
Is just like us!
He's nothing mysterious!
Gets heart attacks,
And,
Body, body odor!
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Drive in the dark
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He guzzles scotch
And grabs at his pounding heart!
(bagpipe instrumental)
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Take a turn hard
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
His tartan's stained
With sweat and scotch he spit up!
He don't like cruising
To him it's still a pain
And though he will mess up your car
You need him just the same
And now I know
He has a
Kilt inability
To steer the wheel with his knees
And now he screams,
"AYE NEED MORE, POWER! POWER!!"
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Parallel-park
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He takes nitro,
And oh, he tears at his heart!
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Drive in the dark
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
He guzzles scotch
And grabs at his pounding heart!
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
And,
A brake that's not
There when
I
Take a turn hard
He seems to stab
An invisible clutch,
Yeah!
His tartan's stained
With sweat and scotch he spit up!
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