-> "Dementors On The Hogwarts Train"
Original Song Title:
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight"
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Parody Song Title:
"Dementors On The Hogwarts Train"
The Lyrics
They're suckin' up, suckin' up the soul from me, they have no right
It's like vampires suckin' blood from me, it's just a fright
The dementors are--suckin' me, they must go, get 'em away from me
Cause it bites, it bites, it bites, I do not feel alright
When those--demen--tors bite
They're suckin' up, suckin' up the life from me, they have no right
They're after Sirius, who's a guy that might kill me, I know it's just a fright
It's just like a grim reaper, who makes me go down,
Like a hound, please just zap 'em away from me
Because it bites, it bites, it bites, I do not feel alright
When those--demen--tors bite
Professor Lupin gave me chocolate, he's got plenty to give
He saved some in his coat pockets, that candy's a cure for me
I felt tense in my bones, 'cause of dementors, they refused to go
What were they goin' through?
I am so glad that I've got all the books, I've got all the school books I need
I got friends like Ron and Hermione, who really save me, from abuse
By those stupid Dursleys
Who will not let me go to Hogsmeade
I hate dementors, Lupin zapped 'em in here,
Cause I have gotta make it to, make it to that Hogwarts school
I must make it there
Tonight, oh
I do not feel alright
When those--demen--tors bite....
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