[Verse 1]
Today I watched a film, it was called Major Payne.
That was an old one.
It is based on The Private War of Major Benson.
It has some comedy, it co-stars Damon Wayans,
He has written it.
And he's back again to reach his breaking point.

[Chorus]
I ran away from Damien,
'til Payne, he came here sayin'
"Well, what do you know?
The Payne is Back,
to start the show."

[Verse 2]
Back in school, he trained them as leaders,
He had them jog, do push-ups, and more...
But after that moment, he finally shaved them bald.
And he said he'd make them start their final war.
Jack, he said, "He will survive".
And Payne said, "I'm gonna count to five,
because, what do you know?
The Payne is back,
to start the show!"

[Verse 3]
Three months later, they finally came,
They came as soldiers and blasted their guns away,
I knew they would think I am always playing the game,
I never thought that I would go astray.
'Cause I hit Payne in the head,
making him lay down from his bed.
But what do you know?
The Payne is back,
to start the show.
Yeah, what do you know?
The Payne is back,
to start the show.

Today I watched a film, it was called Major Payne.
That was an old one.
It is based on The Private War of Major Benson...