-> "Careless Pedo (Song for MJ)"
Original Song Title:
"Careless Whisper"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Careless Pedo (Song for MJ)"
Parody Written by:
Thomas Dupont (xJoker)
The Lyrics
I feel so unsure,
As I take your hand and lead you to my bedroom door.
When i saw your thighs...
My erection rised.,
I need you, and i need you now.
Could you do something, could you take a bow?
I have never ever felt this way,
That’s my pickup line that i always say.
The boys swallow it, cause i’m MJ
To sleep with me, is cool.
I love to share stories, and exchange secrets,
I tell the boys i will be with them till i die.
But what happens when they turn fifteen is,
They discover it was a big lie.
oohhh boy
Time can never end,
My endless hunger for a tight little boyfriend.
When i get them home,
I make sure we’re alone
I take their clothes off and then i
Make them feel good and warm
I have never ever felt this way,
That’s my pickup line that i always say.
The boys swallow it, cause i’m MJ
To sleep with me, is cool.
I love to share stories, and exchange secrets,
I tell the boys i will be with them till i die.
But what happens when they turn fifteen is,
They discover i’m just a lying pedo ooooohhhh nooo
Tonight i feel so very proud,
I wish that we could lose this crowd.
Macaulay, it’s better you say,
Mummy and daddy, come back another day
We could have been so good together,
If you had of been a little boy forever...
But now, who will share bed with me?
Little boy
I have never ever felt this way,
That’s my pickup line that i always say.
The boys swallow it, cause i’m MJ
To sleep with me, is cool.
I love to share stories, and exchange secrets,
I tell the boys i will be with them till i die.
But what happens when they turn fifteen is,
They discover it was a big fat lie.
ooh ooh
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 2.3 | |
How Funny: | 2.3 | |
Overall Rating: | 2.3 | |
|
Total Votes: | 3 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 2 | |
| 2 | |
| 2 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|