-> "I Want Your Chex"
Original Song Title:
"I Want Your Sex"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Want Your Chex"
The Lyrics
I get out of bed
No More Cheerios
Don't want the crumbs or crust
Might starve, but I won't
There's cereal you hide
I love it more than you know
Sometimes you think that I won't eat it
I want something better than Cheerios
I swear my food is gone
They broke in last night
I don't need no apples
Need a prize inside
Been hungry so long, baby!
Now that we're friends,
I really need the cereal
You eat for breakfast
I want your Chex
I want some
I want your.....Chex
Without food, I am blind
I want my stomach full
It's taken so much time
I ain't got no food in my home!
Don't give me no French fries
Oh, don't give me Cheerios
If there's no Chex, you're gonna regret it
Now my stomach's growling, I need something to eat, OH!
I swear I must eat food
A box with a prize
I don't need no apples
A box with a prize
I've waited so long, baby!
Out of some food
I can't take much more, dude!
I'm losing control!
I want your Chex
I want your food
I want your.....Chex
It's natural
It makes me full (let's eat it!)
It's logical
Habitual (can we eat it?)
It's healthful
But most of all.....
Chex is breakfast that we should do
Chex is breakfast for me and you
Chex is natural - Chex is good
Not everybody eats it
But everybody should!
Chex is natural - Chex is fun
Chex is best when it's....fifty bowls
Fifty bowls
It's growling harder
I'm getting older
And tell your sister
She'll eat some, too!
C-c-c-c-come on!!
What's your defintion of hungry, baby?
What do you consider to be gluttony?
Don't you know I love it till I'm full, oh baby?
Don't you think it's time you ate Chex with me??!!
What's your defintion of hungry, baby?
What do you consider to be gluttony?
Don't you know I love it till I'm full, oh baby?
Don't you think it's time you ate Chex with me??!!
Chex with me
Chex with me
Eat Chex with me
C-c-c-c-come on!!
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