Oh, oh-ooh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Mmm-mmm

Want this pla-ace se-ecu-ure
From folks with bad plans
And you, out by the front door
You have caught my eye-eye
Not the way you try-y-y
To affect a casual lean
On the doors that self-slide

Afraid you've tipped your hand, my friend
By the fake-ass way you whistle
Your plans wi-ill come to an end
Because you're such a foo-oo-ool
Cause nobody whistles anymore, except
To cover up a crime committed
So now your ass is under arrest
And all thanks to your tu-u-une
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Of all evide-ence
Unsubtle whistle has spelled your end
You may try to hi-ide
Balaclava sty-y-yle
But red-handed, I've caught you
Simple fa-a-act of li-i-ife

That durin' a bank heist attempt
You should be silent, don't whistle
Not that you-ou should try again
I'm just no fan of foo-oo-ools
You're not really hidin' those guns 'neath your vest (little obvious)
I count two rifles and six pistols (yeah-eah)
That's a little overkill, my friend
But whistlin' has scre-ewed you-ou
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

This ain't The La-azy Song

Are there fellow thieves i-in the crowd?
That thought just crossed my mind right now
Maybe your whistle meant "Hey
The coast is clear, Phase Two should now be underway"
If so, a word to you-our thief brothers:
Your watch failed to be u-undercover
You'd better su-urrende-er to me-e
To-oda-a-ay

It seems that your plan has gone to shi-it
All because of one forced whistle
Wasn't a-any cleverne-ess
Used here, just a big foo-oo-oo-oo-ool
The other guards can hear me, so the-ey'll arre-est
Any other failed thievin' morons
Only thing that you've done is infe-ect
My poor brain with that tu-u-u-u-une
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Wish it was gone
I ha-ate that so-ong
Made me pissed o-off
It's all that you have wo-on
A sma-all silver linin', hei-eist you-ou've still blo-o-o-o-o-own