There's things that digest
And things that just don't
There's gas that you pass
But stool that won't go
There's straining that you try
And spicy foods to start a flow
Sometimes you think you're gonna sh-t it
But you don't and then there's some bowel trouble

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Constipation evil
So hard I have tried
I don't need no soy milk
Nor foods that are dried
I've waited so long, crazy
Wish this would end
I'm losing my patience
Need to poop out my rear end

I need Exlax
I gotta pooh
I need Exlax

I'll buy the chocolate kind
Eat until I'm full
It won't take much time
Too loosen that stool
Want to let it fly
Oh, I really wanna go
Twelve lbs, gonna shed it
Know that I'm backed up, but gonna let it flow!

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Feel natural
Senna actual (what's in it)
Scatological
Gotta dump it all (hard and fluid)
Triple flush Y'all
But most of all...
Exlax will make you pooh
Exlax brings relief to you

Exlax chocolate is NOT food
But if you should need it
It WILL do you some good
Exlax stimulates, prepare your bum
'Cause in a few minutes the sh-t will run
On and on...

The bowel unblocker
Sphincter unlocker
Intestinal cleaner
Internal flusher

R-r-r-r-run on....

Ahhhh...................

Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm done