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Song Parodies -> "An Ode To Modern Computing"
Original Song Title:
"I Want Your Sex"
(MP3)Original Performer:
George Michael
Parody Song Title:
"An Ode To Modern Computing"
Parody Written by:
Sarah Ibbotson
The Lyrics
*sighs* yes I'm female.... I wrote this after brosing through a few parodies other people had sent in and thought it might be fun to try my hand at it. Dedicated to Marianne, my angel and the girl who loves computers more than anyone else I know. Love you sweetie!
There's code that you guess,
and commands that you know
There's firewalls you can trust
but IE you won't
Theres files on auto-hide
and flashy features to show
Sometimes you think you wont get spammed
but you do and thats just the way it goes
The software won't tease you,
Open Source tells no lies
I dont need no Bill Gates
I punched him in the eye
I've waited for the download
KDEs my friend
I've had a go of Kpatience
and /dev/null/ never ends
I want linux
I want lin
I want lin..... ux
I'm playing with my GUI
I'm logging in as root
It's not a waste of time
So why don't you get 2.0.9
I'd really like to try
Oh, I'd really love to know
Could you tell me how to rebuild
Compile and install my kernal?
The software won't tease you,
Open Source tells no lies
I dont need no Bill Gates
I punched him in the eye
I've waited for the download
KDEs my friend
I've had a go of Kpatience
and /dev/null/ never ends
I want linux
I want lin
I want lin..... ux
It's stable
It's free (lets get it)
It's logical
OpenSource (can we get it?)
It's easy
But most of all
Linux is something we should grab
Linux downloads for me and you
Linux is natural - linux is good
Not everybody uses it
But everybody should
Linux is natural - compilings fun
SSH is best when it's one on ten
or 100
It's not a crasher
It's not a liar
BSD's it's sister
Linux is love
What's your definition of partitions
Why would you consider microsoft
Don't you know it will only take a minny?
Don't you think its time you installed linux with me
and commands that you know
There's firewalls you can trust
but IE you won't
Theres files on auto-hide
and flashy features to show
Sometimes you think you wont get spammed
but you do and thats just the way it goes
The software won't tease you,
Open Source tells no lies
I dont need no Bill Gates
I punched him in the eye
I've waited for the download
KDEs my friend
I've had a go of Kpatience
and /dev/null/ never ends
I want linux
I want lin
I want lin..... ux
I'm playing with my GUI
I'm logging in as root
It's not a waste of time
So why don't you get 2.0.9
I'd really like to try
Oh, I'd really love to know
Could you tell me how to rebuild
Compile and install my kernal?
The software won't tease you,
Open Source tells no lies
I dont need no Bill Gates
I punched him in the eye
I've waited for the download
KDEs my friend
I've had a go of Kpatience
and /dev/null/ never ends
I want linux
I want lin
I want lin..... ux
It's stable
It's free (lets get it)
It's logical
OpenSource (can we get it?)
It's easy
But most of all
Linux is something we should grab
Linux downloads for me and you
Linux is natural - linux is good
Not everybody uses it
But everybody should
Linux is natural - compilings fun
SSH is best when it's one on ten
or 100
It's not a crasher
It's not a liar
BSD's it's sister
Linux is love
What's your definition of partitions
Why would you consider microsoft
Don't you know it will only take a minny?
Don't you think its time you installed linux with me
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