-> "I Know You've Been Craving Some Cheese"
Original Song Title:
"I Knew You Were Waiting For Me"
Original Performer:
George Michael & Aretha Franklin
Parody Song Title:
"I Know You've Been Craving Some Cheese"
The Lyrics
I Know You've Been Craving Some Cheese
I'm a snacker that likes
Some Swiss on bagels
I love to taste the finest cheese
Though I went through a time
Consuming Velveeta
I was crippled nutritionally
Somehow I made it through the bland stage (yes I did)
I got taste
I found there are so many choices
Found the Whey (I know you did)
Found the Whey
With a salad, you may prefer the Feta
With a cracker, you may prefer the Brie
Even if I run low, I'll share it with you (yeah, yeah)
I know you've been craving
I know you've been craving some cheese
For your favorite kinds I keep on searching
When I buy the groceries
But the dates, they expire, so check 'em over
With luck, I'll find them with ease
I won't forget Edam and Gouda,
Provolone and White Jack,
And I think they sell the Mozarella
In a pack (I know they do), in a pack
With a salad, you may prefer the Feta
With a cracker, you may prefer the Brie
Even if I run low, I'll share it with you (yeah, yeah)
I know you've been craving
I know you've been craving some cheese
So we will dine together on good Colby
I know the snack we share is sure to please
I know you've been craving
I know you've been craving some cheese
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