He was a mean piece of green with an attitude, he had an attitude,
A nasty atttitude.
He lived alone with out a wife in solitude.

He was a nieve dum-dum who was a daddy's boy, he was a daddy's boy,
A kiss-up daddy' boy.
He spent his nights choking on pretzels in the day,
He met a man, an angry man. Who was a fan, a devot fan,
He said his name was Ralf Nader.
And Bush said "It would be better, if he ruined the life for the left. Al Gore would be bereft."
All the people gound their teeth, mourning the death of democracy. Everyone listened to each other's story, living life to the lowest degree! (Repeat whole thing).
Laaa laaa laaa laaaa. Laaa laaa laaa laa laa laaaa laa llaaaa!!!! ("Laaa" until end of song).