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Song Parodies -> "Licence To Pill (Reboot)"

Original Song Title:

"Licence To Kill"

Original Performer:

Gladys Knight

Parody Song Title:

"Licence To Pill (Reboot)"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

MLB presents...007 Barry Bonds!
Hey loser, knew you were the one who tried to rat on me.
Yo loser, wasn't I the one who made you keep it shut?
Please don't bet that you'll ever escape me
Once I get my hands on you,

Got a licence to pill
And you know I'm going straight for your head
(Got a licence to pill)
Got a licence to pill
I will try to tear you apart
(Got a licence to pill)
Licence to pill

Hey loser, think you could get away for what you just did?
No you won't (you won't).
Lol loser, now you can't expect me to forgive you (forgive you)
Please don't bet that you'll ever escape me
Once I get my hands on you,

Got a licence to pill
And with that I'm allowed to used some PEDs
(Got a licence to pill)
Got a licence to pill
You cannot take me apart
(Got a licence to pill)

Say that somebody tries to cover you
In the blink of an eye, I'll be there too
And you better know why I'm gonna make you pay
For my lying ways
For my lying ways
For my lying ways

Got a licence to pill
And you know I'm going straight for your head
(Got a licence to pill)
Got a licence to pill
I will try to tear you apart.
(Got a licence to pill)
Barry Bonds will be back in...

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? - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Didn't understand it but wasn't too violent. So I credit you for that.

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