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Song Parodies -> "The Beat Goes On"

Original Song Title:

"The Heat Is On"

Original Performer:

Glenn Frey

Parody Song Title:

"The Beat Goes On"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

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(saxophone intro)

The beat goes on.
Goes on again.
The rhythm pounds.
From drums to brain.
The Charleston raged.
But page is turned.
A teenage king.
Girls hearts get burned.
And the beat goes on.

(saxophone break)

Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Off to war, men marching.
They'll be looking out for you!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Tell me can you hear it?
Tell me can you hear it?
Tell me can you hear it?

The beat goes on!
The beat goes on!
The beat goes on!
Beating, beating beating!
It's on the street!

The beat goes....
on!

The grandmas sit
and reminisce.
The chase is set
to find a kiss.
And the cars will break
faster all the time.
But the bums still take
more than just a dime!
And the beat goes on!

(saxophone break)

Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Baseball score, they're keeping
e-lec-tric-ly, just for you!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Oh-ho-whoa-oh!
Tell me can you hear it?
Tell me can you hear it?
Tell me can you hear it?

The beat goes on!
The beat goes on!
The beat goes on!
Beating, beating beating!
It's on the street!

The beat goes on!
Beating getting louder!
The beat goes on!
Spilling my clam chowder!
The beat goes on!
Beating, beating beating!
It's on the street!

The beat goes on!
The beat goes on!
The beat goes on!
Beating, beating beating!
It's on the street!

(repeat 'til fade)

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alvin rhodes - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment
yes, i do love "smooshies"...off to see the othe rhalf
John Barry - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever meld II.
CML - September 21, 2019 - Report this comment
What JAB said .....Didnt expect this; even though you telegraphed it

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