-> "Break Up The Bulls (They Don't Rout 'Em)"
Original Song Title:
"The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'Em)"
Parody Song Title:
"Break Up The Bulls (They Don't Rout 'Em)"
Parody Written by:
Match62
The Lyrics
There's a team in the NBA called the Chicago Bulls.
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Lately their management has really acted like fools.
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They won six NBA titles over a span of eight years.
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But when Jordan retired, it confirmed their worst fears.
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They don't rout 'em like that anymore.
They just don't rout 'em like that anymore.
There had been lots of nights where they could name their score.
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Like when they beat the Utah Jazz 96-54.
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In one season they won a record 72 games.
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When Phil Jackson resigned, their next coach came from Ames.
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It's easy now to see why they won their championships.
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But these days they're trying not to lose to the L.A. Clips.
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