My person was ol' Bob Jim,
I work in Franklin Matthews' Studio.
And I don't worry about the memes, no,
Because the Footman is making my show.

Now, there's usually derails with ol' Bob Jim.
He gets banned by Franklin Matthews.
Gets reported by Charles McGregory, yo,
Seems Bob doesn't pay his dues.

I've been learning with Mr. Frogtable,
He's been thinking, he got me off the stable,
Oh, oh, oh, he got me off the stable.

I used to be like Jeremy,
But then Jeremy wouldn't let me,
So then Jeremy turned me into a frog.
I just keep trying to be a little funny,
Said the funny guy named Jeremy the Frog,
I used to be like Jeremy,
But then Jeremy wouldn't let me,
So then Jeremy turned me into a frog.
I just keep trying to be a little funny,
Said the funny guy named Jeremy the Frog.

I've been learning with Mr. Frogtable,
He's been thinking, he got me off the stable.
Oh, oh, oh, he got me off the stable.

[Jeremy's Guitar Solo]

Now my person would be some user,
Franklin Matthews' studio has now sank.
But that frog man he's a Cookie Monster,
Gonna take his money and put it in the bank.

I used to be like Jeremy,
But then Jeremy wouldn't let me,
So then Jeremy turned me into a frog.
I just keep trying to be a little funny,
Said the funny guy named Jeremy the Frog.
I used to be like Jeremy,
But then Jeremy wouldn't let me,
So then Jeremy turned me into a frog.
I just keep trying to be a little funny,
Said the funny guy named Jeremy the Frog!

I've been learning with Mr. Frogtable,
He's been thinking, he got me off the stable,
Oh, oh, oh, he got me off the stable!

Oh, he got me off the stable.

Now I'm stuck with Martin, and I'm watching shows with Martin,
But then, then I get surrounded by Leap,
I should have seen a doctor, said I wish I wouldn't bother,
But I, I'm going back to sleep. Good night!