-> "Vatican City"
Original Song Title:
"Paradise City"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Vatican City"
The Lyrics
Joe can’t go back to Vatican City
‘cuz his last time there didn’t end real pretty
Just ask the bishop of Rome
Joe can’t go back to Vatican City
‘cuz his last time there didn’t end real pretty
Just ask the bishop of Rome
Diaper wranglers tryin’ to be discreet. Tough job
when he’s loose on the street
and you can’t predict when he’ll need to excrete.
Mostly inappropriate times, hence the nickname Ploptimus Prime.
Stinky britches get thrown away, ya gotta
go mop up every pantload parfait.
They’ve gotten pretty good at the hygiene ballet,
and there’s more than enough calamine to soothe his old leaky behind
Joe lost control in Vatican City
Wipin’ his old butt took a whole committee
Oh, it’s bowel-to-towel syndrome, yeah yeah
Joe lost control in Vatican City
Wipin’ his old butt took a whole committee
Mr Brown-tone
Name me a leader’s who’s ever been lamer.
Joe comes to mind when I say no-brainer.
A dimmer-witted man would be hard to conceive
and I break into a cold sweat
at the thought that he…might be given some reprieve
Joe’s not allowed near the Sistine Chapel
‘cuz the man can’t seem to control his crap-hole
Keep him home, yeah yeah
Joe’s not allowed near the Sistine Chapel
‘cuz the man can’t seem to control his crap-hole
Keep this embarrassment home, oh yeah
Bizarre I’d say
Bizarre I’d say
Bizarre I’d say
Bizarre I’d say
Joe should know better than to trust a fart now
but then again, he’s really not that smart.
To Joe’s way of thinking it’s a secret martial art
Something he should bear in mind, if inclined: He created Poop Paradigm
Someone take Joe out to New York City
Let him rap on stage as MC PoopDiddy
Pervert gnome, yeah yeah
Someone take Joe out to New York City
Let him rap on stage as MC PoopDiddy
Oh, just leave folks’ kids alone
Joe can’t go back to Vatican City
cuz his last time there didn’t end real pretty
Just ask the bishop of Rome
Joe can’t go back to Vatican City
‘cuz his last time there didn’t end real pretty
Just ask the bishop of Rome
He’ll have ta go before ya know
Better to leave him at home
It’s more than pee, it’s poop 3-D
and anywhere’s his drop zone
Joe lost control in Vatican City
Wipin’ his old butt took a whole committee
Oh, it’s bowel-to-towel syndrome
Joe lost control in Vatican City
Wipin’ his old butt took a whole committee
Oh, it’s bowel-to-towel syndrome
The color brown befits this clown
His code name is Bowel Capone
Who could foresee that somehow he
wouldn’t be in a rest home
It seems to me he should never be
Left on his own
Joe’s not allowed near the Sistine Chapel
‘cuz the man can’t seem to control his crap-hole
Keep this embarrassment home, oh yeah
If his manhole is so unwhole
You just can’t let him go roam.
Baby!
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