-> "Racist"
Original Song Title:
"Patience"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Racist"
The Lyrics
We went out to a restaurant, the waiter brought the food
You told me you hoped he didn’t spit in it
Didn’t know why you thought he would, so I asked and then you said
“Isn’t that what blacks are always doing?”
Sad woman, don’t you know it’s nothing personal
I could date you if you weren’t so racist
Sad woman, don’t you cry but I must let you go
I could never love someone so racist
Racist, mmm yeah
When we were at the store, some Mexicans walked in
You said they were only here to steal stuff
I said it isn’t good to just assume like that
And maybe you would like to reconsider
Sad woman, don’t you know it makes me feel so bad
Why’d you gotta be so flippin’ racist?
Sad woman, gotta leave although I do feel bad
I could never love someone so racist
You’re so racist, really racist, oh why so racist?
You’re too racist, yeah
Just a raging racist, yeah
Why are you so racist, yeah
What made you so racist, yeah
You don’t like walking streets at night
You said they’re attacking us whites
You’re upset they didn’t finish the wall
You said you don’t want any migrants at all
And when Muslim women cover their hair
You think they’ve got a bomb under there
‘Cause you’re hateful
Yeah, yeah, really hateful
Please don’t be so racist
Don’t know why you’re racist, yeah
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