Loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Feedin' on gummy brains
Sugar caned, alive!

Look out!
cos I'm a candy poppin'
One fat b@st@rd, got a gummy snake (strawberry) under my tongue
Said I'm a mean machine, been eatin' jelly beans
& gummy bears'll make my motor hum

Well, I got yum yums left from the donut shop
No flyin' saucers in the sky
I got a pack o' tangfastics 'n' sour patch to go
I hold my candy stick with style

A Maoam pinball wizard
slippin' down my gizzard tonight

(Aw)
Three for two, my fa-vour-ite pick 'n' mix
I dip my sherbet fountain with the liquorice
Well, that's one for you & two for me, by tonight

I'll be loaded like a freight train
Flying like an aeroplane
Feedin' on gummy brains
Sugar caned, alive!

I'm on the sweet cane, sugar rush
I'm on the sweet cane, fill my cup
I'm on the sweet cane
Candy don't crush heartburn, I never learn

I'm on the sweet cane, I love that stuff
I'm on the sweet cane, & I can never get enough
I'm on the sweet cane, but I don't like nerds, no!

Loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Feedin' on gummy brains
Sugar caned, alive!

I'm on the sweet cane, & I'm lookin' for some
I'm on the sweet cane, I want another flump
I'm on the sweet cane, but no candy'll crush heartburn

Sweet cane, sugar rush
I'm on the sweet cane, fill my cup
I'm on the sweet cane
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh-oh yeah

I'm on the sweet cane, love that stuff
I'm on the sweet cane, I can never get enough
I'm on the sweet cane, I guess I...
I guess, I guess, I guess I never learn

On the sweet cane, rush me home
Ohh, I'm on the sweet cane
I'm on the sweet cane
Candy crush heartburn
Sweet cane