Did you ever think when you met Johnny,
It ain't Nazz or Sarah, but his best friend Plank,
Yet his room smells great, so ya don't complain,
but that's not Johnny in eating chicken chow
mein.
Seems that I invited Double D and Ed,
But Kevin's stole on my fork,
He's standing here on my porch...

There's a Ed in the middle at the Evening Moon,
The place that I sleep everyday at noon,
You can order you cat and you'll never know,
Once they wrap it in tortilla,
They fry like a crisp taco.

Nazz asked if I wanna come,
As she was callin' up Sarah playing playing air guitar,
I said not today,
I lost my apettite,
There's two Eds in the Kitchen and they want to fight,
I was drinkin some egg nog and a Coke or two,
When I swear I Ed mew, boy,
And that is when I knew...

There's a Ed in the middle at the Evening Moon,
I think I gotta stop sleeping there at noon,
They say that it's stinks likes fish or pork,
But Ed's sleeping there on my porch,
There's Ed's hair on my porch.