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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To The Matrix"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome To The Jungle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Guns 'N' Roses
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome To The Matrix"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Welcome to the Matrix
We got Agent Smith
We got everything you want
Honey,we gotta drift
We are the people that can find
Whatever wasn't real
If you pick your battles,Neo
It's time to reveal
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Fighting Agent Smith,I see,see
I cannot watch you bleed
Welcome to the Matrix
We take it day by day
That's because you don't wanna die
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very rowdy man
That's very hard to please
You can taste the chateau
But you wanted to break free
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Feel my,my,my purpose now
I,I wanna watch you die
Welcome to the Matrix
It gets worse here everyday
You learn to live like Agent Smith
In the Matrix where we play
If your purpose deals with what you see
You'll fight inventinably
You can go anywhere you want
But you better not act just like me
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Fighting Agent Smith,I see,see
I cannot watch you bleed
And when you're high you really
Just wanted to come down,yeah!
You know where you are
You're in the Matrix,Neo
You're gonna die
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Fighting Agent Smith,I see,see
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Feel my, my, my purpose now
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Fighting Agent Smith,I see,see
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Fighting Agent Smith with
I'm fighting Agent Smith...ha!
We got Agent Smith
We got everything you want
Honey,we gotta drift
We are the people that can find
Whatever wasn't real
If you pick your battles,Neo
It's time to reveal
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Fighting Agent Smith,I see,see
I cannot watch you bleed
Welcome to the Matrix
We take it day by day
That's because you don't wanna die
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very rowdy man
That's very hard to please
You can taste the chateau
But you wanted to break free
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Feel my,my,my purpose now
I,I wanna watch you die
Welcome to the Matrix
It gets worse here everyday
You learn to live like Agent Smith
In the Matrix where we play
If your purpose deals with what you see
You'll fight inventinably
You can go anywhere you want
But you better not act just like me
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Fighting Agent Smith,I see,see
I cannot watch you bleed
And when you're high you really
Just wanted to come down,yeah!
You know where you are
You're in the Matrix,Neo
You're gonna die
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Fighting Agent Smith,I see,see
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Feel my, my, my purpose now
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Fighting Agent Smith,I see,see
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Fighting Agent Smith with
I'm fighting Agent Smith...ha!
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I´ve calculated the matrix for this parody and it came out like this:
X = 5
Y = 3
Z = 4.
X = 5
Y = 3
Z = 4.
I read this parody a long time ago and I forgot to put in a good score and a comment. Sorry for your inconvenience, but good job on the parody.
This your best work ever TSB! 545
it was and it is ok so it shows how bad u are
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