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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to McDonald's"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome to the Jungle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Guns 'n Roses
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome to McDonald's"
Parody Written by:
Mike Armstrong
The Lyrics
Dedicated to the fast food chain.
Welcome to McDonald's,
Come and get your happy meal,
2 Big Mac's for just 3 bucks,
Is really quite a steal.
We have McNuggets and a toy,
To give to your l'il tyke,
But if that fish is really fish,
Then my name isn't Mike.
At Mcdonald's,
Welcome to McDonald's,
Gonna give you processed meat,
Uh, I wanna watch you eat.
Welcome to McDonald's,
We take your order with a smile,
But don't order that McRib today,
Or you'll be on the toilet for a while.
We have great tasting fries,
We hope that you'll be pleased,
But don't talk back to our employees,
Or they'll give you a disease.
At McDonald's,
Welcome to McDonald's,
Gonna give you processed meat.
Uh, I wanna watch you eat.
(Grunting)
Welcome to McDonald's,
Would you like to Super Size?
You know that that Chicken McGrill,
Comes with 2 apple pies.
You can always get fast service,
When you go to our drive-through,
If you're in line by 1 o'clock,
You'll have your lunch by 2.
At McDonald's,
Welcome to McDonald's...
(Instrumental)
You'll chow it right ... down,
Down...
Come and get your happy meal,
2 Big Mac's for just 3 bucks,
Is really quite a steal.
We have McNuggets and a toy,
To give to your l'il tyke,
But if that fish is really fish,
Then my name isn't Mike.
At Mcdonald's,
Welcome to McDonald's,
Gonna give you processed meat,
Uh, I wanna watch you eat.
Welcome to McDonald's,
We take your order with a smile,
But don't order that McRib today,
Or you'll be on the toilet for a while.
We have great tasting fries,
We hope that you'll be pleased,
But don't talk back to our employees,
Or they'll give you a disease.
At McDonald's,
Welcome to McDonald's,
Gonna give you processed meat.
Uh, I wanna watch you eat.
(Grunting)
Welcome to McDonald's,
Would you like to Super Size?
You know that that Chicken McGrill,
Comes with 2 apple pies.
You can always get fast service,
When you go to our drive-through,
If you're in line by 1 o'clock,
You'll have your lunch by 2.
At McDonald's,
Welcome to McDonald's...
(Instrumental)
You'll chow it right ... down,
Down...
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cool, but its no good with out the sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na kneeeeeees.
Awesome parody! I agree with the whole knees thing, though.
your slurr on my comp[any's good name is outragous this site should be closed as soon as possible. Your lucky that i wont sue!!!!!!!
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