Took me awhile to mix cheese and beef
Refried beans are side dish delicacies
To make tongues sting while delish
Is the plan I tried (fried)

My friend Ben was the first to taste
And still to this day his lips are chaffed
I made this batch too strong
I’ll use less Tabasco next time

Yowch! Ow! Ow! Hot chili I fried
Yow! Ow! Ow! Ow!!!
Tastebuds have died

Dipped in fries and wasn’t surprised
Had to pour it down the drain
You hate my cooking? I might cry
But I feel the same

This bowl’s too freezing, and this bowl’s a blaze
Where is the bowl that’s ri-ight?
I just broke the blender hear it strain
I’ll mix by hand next ti-ime

Wow! Ow! Ow! Hot chili I fried
Ouch! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Chugged milk all ni-ight

(Mooooooooooaaaaaaaaaan…………)

Gosh damn!
Gross! Hot! Hot Hot!
That chili I fried
Blows! No! No! No!
Suck on some ice!

Yow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Hot chili I fried
Vomit now!
Ewwww… Mouth suicide

More tomatoes
Less Tabasco now
It makes me choke!

Ewwwwwww… Ewwwwwww… Ewwwwwww…

I’ve lost all hope
I’ll try tacos now
I drank a whole cow!

This batch has mold (Hot chili)
That I must throw out!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!!!
Don’t have the know-how!

Uh-uh, Uh-uh, Uh-uh, UH-UH!!!

I burnt my throat, Ow!
It’s got my goat now!
Not even close!
Dude aren’t you grossed out?!

Lost status quo!
Grrr… I need some Coke now!

Coke! Coke! Coke!
Coke! Coke! Coke!

Hot chili!
Hot chili-il-il-il-il-il-il-il-ili…
I fri-ied!!!!