-> "Welcome to the Matrix"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome to the Jungle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome to the Matrix"
The Lyrics
Welcome to the Matrix
We have fun and games
We gonna show you the rabbit hole
And teach you to dodge bullets
We are the survivors of Zion
Fighting the machines
If you wanna learn to kick ass, baby
Your in the right place
(chorus)
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Watch us sit you on the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chair, chair!
We gonna plug you in
Welcome to the Matrix
The world you know's a lie
If you want guns, we'll give you loads of them
And we have more if you wish
And we have operators standing by
While you are inside
You can fight the agents
But they're dangerous indeed
(chorus)
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Feel my, my, my bullet time
You gonna be the one
(solo)
Welcome to the Matrix
It's dangers on the rise
You learn to live unlike other men
In the Matrix, where you fight
If you got the power deep inside
You'll unleash it eventually
You can kick ass in any way you want
But the agents won't go easy
(chorus)
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Watch us sit you on the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chair, chair!
We gonna plug you in
When you're flying high
You never ever want to come down, so dow, so down, so down
YEAH
You know where you are?
The Matrix has you!
You're gonna die!
chorus)
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Watch us sit you on the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chair, chair!
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Feel my, my, my bullet time
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Watch us sit you on the ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chair, chair!
In the Matrix
Welcome to the Matrix
Watch us sit you in the
We're gonna free your mind!
HA!
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