Song Parodies -> "Welcome to McDonald's"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to McDonald's"

Parody Written by:

Mother of 3 Ferrets

The Lyrics

Who wouldn't write one about McDonald's?

Welcome to McDonald's, we got burgers and fries
We got any drink you want, it comes to you in any size

This is the restaurant that you'll find, whatever you may eat
If you got the money, honey, we'll take your order please

McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Would you like a b-b-b-b-b-burger with cheese, cheese?
Why not? Two to go please!

Welcome to McDonald's, we're open everyday
If you buy a Big Mac, the price is yours to pay

You can pick it up inside, or even the drive-thru
You may have nuggets or a sandwich, whatever fits your mood

McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Would you like some fries, fries, fries with that?
Sure! I'll have three to be exact!

Welcome to McDonald's, the food is really gross
Don't breathe in the greasy smell, the stench goes up your nose

If you have a hunger for what you see, you'll eat it eventually
You can eat anything you want, but you have to eat in front of me

McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Would you like a b-b-b-b-b-burger with cheese, cheese?
Why not? Two to go please!

And when you eat it all, you'll never feel so full, so full, so full, so full
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know where you are?
You're at McDonald's, baby
You're gonna eeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Would you like a b-b-b-b-b-burger with cheese, cheese?

McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Would you like some fries, fries, fries with that?

McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Would you like a b-b-b-b-b-burger with cheese, cheese?

McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
It's gonna get you full!
HUH!

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Mark Scotti - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment

"Super" sized Happy Meal cost $5.55! Very filling...

Old Man Ribber - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment

I like this MUCH MUCH better than any McDonald's jingle ever. You deserve three 5s today! ;D

Christie Marie M - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment

Welcome to McDonald's. I'll take your order of 5 Big Mac's, 5 Large Fries, and 5 Chicken McNuggets! Large sodas are free. Great take on the OS, and your lyrics parallel well to the OS! Great work, Mother of 3!

Phil Nelson - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment

The definitive fast food parody! I'm lovin' this, 5's

Em - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment

This one is GREAT! Excellent pacing, great tune choice I love it.

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