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Song Parodies -> "Knocking On Hell's Trapdoor"
Original Song Title:
"Knocking On Heaven's Door"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Guns N' Roses
Parody Song Title:
"Knocking On Hell's Trapdoor"
Parody Written by:
Immoral Liberal
The Lyrics
Bogroll, get your hands off me;
You're no use now anymore.
It's brown and dark where you'll soon be:
Your polls are knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
Bogroll, your campaign's headed south;
You can't pretend anymore.
A big black cloud blows from your mouth;
Smells like you're knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
"You just better stop sniffin' your own fairy dust, Bogroll,
'cause now you're up against your shattered economy.
You stink 'cause nobody can get jobs, and your pals are all thugs,
and you're blaming bad luck for what's all your shuck and jive."
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
You're no use now anymore.
It's brown and dark where you'll soon be:
Your polls are knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
Bogroll, your campaign's headed south;
You can't pretend anymore.
A big black cloud blows from your mouth;
Smells like you're knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
"You just better stop sniffin' your own fairy dust, Bogroll,
'cause now you're up against your shattered economy.
You stink 'cause nobody can get jobs, and your pals are all thugs,
and you're blaming bad luck for what's all your shuck and jive."
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor;
Knock, knock, knocking on Hell's trapdoor.
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