Welcome to the buffet
by someone larger than Axl Rose

(quietly)Oh dear God
Uuuugggggghhhh
Uuuuup - CHUCK

Welcome to the buffet
I got cake 'n' pie
Buttered rolls and meats for me
to feast until I die
I've got these seventeen course meals
from starters to dessert
Plates stacked up a mile high
oh god my stomach hurts

At the buffet
Eating at the buffet
Makes me buckle at my
nanananananan-knees, knees
*moan*
I want some melted cheese

Welcome to the buffet
where you can stuff your face
Don't mind all those calories
they'll go straight to your waist
Well I'm a very hungry man
and I don't like to wait
Seconds thirds and fourths and fifths
I'm gonna need more plates

At the buffet
Eating at the buffet
Time to feed me, I'm so o-o-o- so obese
*ugh*
Time for take-out chinese

* various moaning *

Down here at the buffet
I get fatter every meal
Keep eating like a mastodon
swallowing a whole seal
There are some entrées you might choose
they're barely edible
Screw the salad and the fruit
and f_ck the vegetables

At the buffet
Eating at the buffet
Waiter, bring me some more
cha-cha-cha-cha cha-cha-cha-cha cheese, please
I think I'm gonna be sick

*moaning*

And when you're fat your never
should try to fit in old clothes
Old clothes
don't close
Oh don't close
NOOOOOO-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

You know where you are
You're at the hospital
You're gonna die

From the buffet
Eating at the buffet
Waiter, bring me some more
cheese, please
At the buffet
Eating at the buffet
Need my, my, my belt release
At the buffet
Eating at the buffet
Now my plate is filled with g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grease

Here at the buffet
Welcome to the buffet
You can watch it make me ...
It's gonna make me SICK - HULPH!