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Song Parodies -> "Billy Mays and the Swiss Army"
Original Song Title:
"Burce Lee V.S. The Kiss Army"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Guttermouth
Parody Song Title:
"Billy Mays and the Swiss Army"
Parody Written by:
Mang
The Lyrics
Amazing, right?
Yah!
The pitchman is selling all his stuff.
Yah!
Soon to turn it to cream puffs.
Yah!
The Swiss Army is in a infomercial
Yah!
it all just seems so contriversial
An oxyclean bottle here and there
Those Swiss guards flailing swords in air
Racing past some bushes
to spray some orange glow on polished wood
the Swiss Army yelled huzzah
Billy just said AH
Sully, his righthand man
is dubbing all Billy's prices
Yah!
Billy Mays is in control
Yah!
He should've used his patrol
Yah!
Billy and Sully reunite
The Swiss Army is now a total blight
AAAHH! Oh my god, a crazy commercial
paid by the Feds.
AAAHH! Oh my god, Billy Mays sells
Random bells!
The pitchman is selling all his stuff.
Yah!
Soon to turn it to cream puffs.
Yah!
The Swiss Army is in a infomercial
Yah!
it all just seems so contriversial
An oxyclean bottle here and there
Those Swiss guards flailing swords in air
Racing past some bushes
to spray some orange glow on polished wood
the Swiss Army yelled huzzah
Billy just said AH
Sully, his righthand man
is dubbing all Billy's prices
Yah!
Billy Mays is in control
Yah!
He should've used his patrol
Yah!
Billy and Sully reunite
The Swiss Army is now a total blight
AAAHH! Oh my god, a crazy commercial
paid by the Feds.
AAAHH! Oh my god, Billy Mays sells
Random bells!
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