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Song Parodies -> "This Miss Is On The List"
Original Song Title:
"Kiss On My List"
Original Performer:
Hall and Oates
Parody Song Title:
"This Miss Is On The List"
Parody Written by:
Jamie L.
The Lyrics
(inspired by the new no more telemarketers list)
My friends wonder why I'm smiling all the time, what can I say
The gov stepped in and reduced my phone calls per day
They thought maybe we needed help, and this time they were right
So right
We're all better off not slamming down the phone every night
But when they insist, on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I always smile knowing I can tell them bye bye
Because this Miss, this Miss, is on the list
Because this Miss, this Miss, could not resist
Because this Miss is on the list
Do not call or you're fined
I'd go crazy hearing the phone ring
While I'm watching tv
All the nights they wasted my time
While they all earned a fee
Sometimes they would interrupt breakfast
And then they'd interrupt lunch, they're through!
Regret what I've done? There's no way
It's long overdue
So when they insist, on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I always smile knowing I can tell them bye-bye!
Because this Miss, this Miss, is on the list
Because this Miss, this Miss, could not resist
Because this Miss is on the list
Do not call or you're fined
The gov stepped in and reduced my phone calls per day
They thought maybe we needed help, and this time they were right
So right
We're all better off not slamming down the phone every night
But when they insist, on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I always smile knowing I can tell them bye bye
Because this Miss, this Miss, is on the list
Because this Miss, this Miss, could not resist
Because this Miss is on the list
Do not call or you're fined
I'd go crazy hearing the phone ring
While I'm watching tv
All the nights they wasted my time
While they all earned a fee
Sometimes they would interrupt breakfast
And then they'd interrupt lunch, they're through!
Regret what I've done? There's no way
It's long overdue
So when they insist, on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I always smile knowing I can tell them bye-bye!
Because this Miss, this Miss, is on the list
Because this Miss, this Miss, could not resist
Because this Miss is on the list
Do not call or you're fined
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