For months it's been out of sight
The holidays? Overhyped!
Seems overdue
Since July, he's wanted to score
Watching and waiting
Oh, this smooth liquid goo
Suddenly arrives some November morn'!!!

A fresh gallon please
What he buys
Costs a high fee
Happy like a child
Seeks out that taste
Of eggs, cream, and sugar
It's time... all that matters
A tall glass for a chug
But alcohol mixed he abhors!

(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Thirsty guy
Who's waited enough
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's an eggnog drinker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Festive guy
With a red cup
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's an eggnog drinker

I wouldn't if I were you
Add a rum & brandy brew
He's a picky guy
Only prefers some nutmeg right on top
Viscosity matters
Not too thick or flavored
Just so smooth that he can't stop (drinking)

(Chorus)

[Instrumental Interlude]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Thirsty guy
Who's waited enough
(Whoa-oh, here he comes)
(Stands out) he's an eggnog drinker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's an eggnog drinker)
Watch as his mug fills up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's an eggnog drinker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Stands out)
For months it's been out of sight, but not now!
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
He's an eggnog drinker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's an eggnog drinker)
Happy as a child, yeah
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Thirsty guy, thirsty guy
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's so proud, so proud
Stands out, stands out
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Yeah, yeah) he's an eggnog drinker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's an eggnog drinker)
No more watching and waiting, it's here!
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Jon's an eggnog drinker!!!