Song Parodies -> "Ham Eater"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

"Ham Eater"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

just fulfilling a request made by Rob Arndt a few months back here ya go man! everybody please enjoy!

so ask me just what I'm like
the fat & hungry type
here comes the drool I can't wait anymore
wanting & craving
I should sit like a dog so they'll drop some on the floor

my hunger is plain to see
would Jews eat it if it were free?
I'm just like a child with my eyes all a-glow in a candy store
slap on my platter
'cause I'm wantin' for lunch some nice pineapple & pork

(oh-oh here I come) pig out 'till it fills me up
(oh-oh here I come) I'm a Ham Eater
(oh-oh here I come) pig out 'till it fills me up
(oh-oh here I come) I'm a Ham Eater

I wouldn't if I were you
I know you've eyed my food
just touch my ham and I swear that I'll rip your world apart
back off my platter
ooh the beauty of ham is the best way to my heart

(oh-oh here I come) pig out 'till it fills me up
(oh-oh here I come) I'm a Ham Eater
(oh-oh here I come) pig out 'till it fills me up
(oh-oh here I come) I'm a Ham Eater

ooh
(oh-oh here I come) here I come pig out 'till it fills me up
(oh-oh here I come pig out) I'm a Ham Eater
(oh-oh here I come I'm a Ham Eater) ooh I'll chew it up
(oh-oh here I come) here I come I'm a Ham Eater
(oh-oh here I come pig out) I'm gonna take a huge bite ooh
(oh-oh here I come) here I come I'm a Ham Eater
(oh-oh here I come I'm a Ham Eater) I'm just like a child whoo
(oh-oh here I come) here I come pig out time pig out time
(oh-oh here I come) oh pig out pig out pig out pig out
(oh-oh here I come) yeah yeah I'm a Ham Eater
(oh-oh here I come I'm a Ham Eater) I'm wanting & craving ooh
(oh-oh here I come) oh I'm a Ham Eater

thanks for reading! and stay tuned for more requested parodies and Hall & Oates parodies to come!

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Rob Arndt - April 08, 2016 - Report this comment

Hamtastic! Add mustard, cheese, and 555!

callmelennie - April 08, 2016 - Report this comment

Jonathan, I strongly urge you to exercise a little "mind over platter" with respect to this unhealthy fixation -- Hamiright? Hamiright?

Jonathan - April 08, 2016 - Report this comment

Rob - a little mustard & cheese on a ham sandwich sounds good right about now add some Dill Seed and you're good to go! Thanks Man!
Lennie - nyuk nyuk nyuk! I get it! "Hamiright?" nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Callmelennie - April 08, 2016 - Report this comment

So you're gonna go full Curly Howard on me, Jonathan? Why I oughtta ... give you three fives!!! ..... WOOP, Woop, Woop, Woop, Woop ....

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