-> "Panhandlers"
Original Song Title:
"Maneater"
Parody Song Title:
"Panhandlers"
The Lyrics
They're in sight all day and night
The filthy homeless type
Signs in full view
Near freeways, lots, or stores
Waiting and begging
Oh, they're counting on you
To shell out some coin or more
Everyday the same routine
Don't wanna work
Just get stuff for free
Sometimes with a child
Who's to blame
For their social welfare?
Money's the matter
But for cigs, booze, or drugs
Some of them go too far
(Chorus)
(Oh-no, here they come)
Watch out folks
They'll hit you up
(Oh-oh, here they come)
They're panhandlers
(Oh-no, here they come)
Watch out folks
Some are real f-cked up
(Oh-no, here they come)
They're panhandlers
I wouldn't if I were you
Give more than a buck or two
The deadbeat clan
Are not dumb, some are quite smart
Some are great actors
Asking what you can spare
But make several thousand a month!!!
(Chorus)
[Don't be taken for a fool]
Ooooooooh
(Oh-no, here they come)
Here they come
Watch out folks
They'll hit you up
(So slow, here they come)
(Watch out) they're panhandlers
(Oh-no, here they come)
(They're panhandlers)
Some are messed up, nuts
(Oh-no, here they come)
Here they come, they're panhandlers
(Oh-no, here they come)
(Hands out)
They're in sight day and night, hot-cold
(Oh-no, here they come)
Here they come
They're panhandlers
(Oh-no, here they come)
(They're panhandlers)
Many toothless smiles
(Oh-no, here they come)
Here they come
Watch out folks, watch those blokes
(Oh-no, here they come)
With hands out, hands out
Some plead, some shout
(Oh-no, here they come)
(Yeah, yeah) they're panhandlers
(Oh-no, here they come)
(They're panhandlers)
Waiting and begging
(Oh-no, here they come)
Flocks of panhandlers...
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