Song Parodies -> "D*mn Heater"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

"D*mn Heater"

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The Lyrics

summer months where I live are the WORST! so ready for october when it'll be egg nog and cold weather! (well as close to cold as the weather gets in my area anyway...)

I woke up again tonight
it's really quite a sight
drippin' with sweat but I've been here before
tossing & turning
and a-burning right up I can't take it anymore

it happened last year ya see
dad said he'd fix it for free
the weather is wicked and the heat is stuck on forever more
mind over matter
I'll just pretend that I'm in an air-conditioned store

(oh-oh when will come) when will come the winter months?
('cause I'm burnin' up) with this D*mn Heater
(oh-oh when will come) when will come the winter months?
('cause I'm burnin' up) with this D*mn Heater

so here's my advice to you
though it may make him blue
just tell your dad if he offers to fix your heat "no thanks"
it runs forever
if I sweat too much my house will fill up like fish tanks

(oh-oh when will come) when will come the winter months?
('cause I'm burnin' up) with this D*mn Heater
(oh-oh when will come) when will come the winter months?
('cause I'm burnin' up) with this D*mn Heater

ooh
(oh-oh when will come) when will come those delightful winter months?
('cause I'm burnin' up pants off) with this D*mn Heater
(whew! I'm burnin' up hate this D*mn Heater) ooh I'm burnin' up
(really burnin' up) burnin' up with this D*mn Heater
(woah-oh burnin' up pants off) I toss and I turn at night whoo
(woah-oh burnin' up) burnin' up with this D*mn Heater
(oh-oh when will come those cool winter months?) the weather is wicked ooh
(woah I'm burnin' up) burnin' up take off shirt take off pants
(man I'm burnin' up) oh shirt off pants off taking all off
(jeez I'm burnin' up) yeah yeah hate this D*mn Heater
(whew! I'm burnin' up when I try to sleep) I'm tossing & turning ooh
(oh-oh burnin' up) oh hate this D*mn Heater

thanks for reading!

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Callmelennie - August 26, 2016 - Report this comment

I can tell that you're not lithping your s words, Jonathan. So, you've fully recovered from that biker incident?

Rob Arndt - August 26, 2016 - Report this comment

This got me fired up, but in a good way- 555!

Jonathan - August 26, 2016 - Report this comment

CML - nyuk nyuk yeah I guess that biker will think twice before he messes with ME again you know what I did? I marched right up to him looked him straight in the eye and said "you thtinker!" I think that got him pretty good!
Rob - Thanks Man!

Rob Arndt - August 26, 2016 - Report this comment

Jon, an online eggnog article from Huffington Post rated Southern Comfort at positions 6 and 8 of 10. Number one went to Ronnybrook out of Washington State with Trader Joe's and Lactaid in positions 2 and 3! Granted, Trader Joe's is pretty good, but the others in front of Southern Comfort... no way! Damn, eggnog sounds great right now.

Callmelennie - August 26, 2016 - Report this comment

Your song brought back memories of when I would go into biker.bars and administer nougies to the baddest biker in the bar. Indeed, this was.how I smoked out my heart problem. I started getting chest pains when I would put these 300 lb.dudes in.a headlock. For the longest time I ignored it because I thought it was a strained pec muscle. Almost did me in!!! .... Nowadays, I'm not allowed to do it because the headlock move puts too much pressure on my sternum

Jonathan - August 27, 2016 - Report this comment

no way Rob! how was Southern Comfort NOT number one on that list?! it's the best eggnog I've ever tasted! just a little over a month to go before my Walmart starts carrying it again! can't wait!

Hank - August 28, 2016 - Report this comment

I don't use my heater or fireplace in the winter. I use my covers and then kick out with my left leg to hang over the port side of my bed!

Jonathan - August 28, 2016 - Report this comment

^ unfortunately I don't have much need for a heater or fireplace during winter as where I live it's still common to have 70-degree days during that time of year so really neither do I much but on the rare cold days I DO get I certainly enjoy getting to use my heaters! (I have individual standing heaters in separate rooms as opposed to the typical heating system)

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