Song Parodies -> "I Can't Go Buy Gas (Oh The Fumes)"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"

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Original Performer:

"I Can't Go Buy Gas (Oh The Fumes)"

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The Lyrics

as requested by Rob, a parody about a lousy Shell gas station! here ya go, man! everybody please enjoy!

after all day working overtime
I need to stop, but not in there see, I draw the line
the lot is dusty and the pavement’s cracked
keep driving, hope I don't stall on the tracks

yeah, I can't touch anything
that's around that d*mn store
‘cause I got sick violently
can't take that risk no more

Yeah, So I Can't Go Buy Gas, No (Blech!) Oh The Fumes
No, I Can't Go Buy Gas, No (Blech!) Oh The Fumes
I Can't Go Buy Gas, No (Blech!) Oh The Fumes

I Can't Go Buy Gas
Can't Go Buy Gas
Can't Go Buy Gas
Can't Go Buy Gas

I may have to pay up twice the price
but at least that register holds cash and not mice!
used their potty, what was in that bowl?
can't forget about it, call pest control!

yeah, I can't touch anything
that's around that d*mn store
‘cause I got sick violently
can't take that risk no more

Yeah, So I Can't Go Buy Gas, No (Blech!) Oh The Fumes
I Can't Go Buy Gas, No (Blech!) Oh The Fumes
I Can't Go Buy Gas, No (Blech!) Oh The Fumes

I Can't Go Buy Gas
Can't Go Buy Gas
Can't Go Buy Gas
Can't Go Buy Gas There!

yeah, I can't touch anything
that's around that d*mn store
‘cause I got sick violently
can't take that risk no more

Yeah, So I Can't Go Buy Gas, No (Blech!) Oh The Fumes
I Can't Go Buy Gas, No (Blech!) Oh The Fumes
I Can't Go Buy Gas, No (Blech!) Oh The Fumes

I Can't Go Buy Gas
Can't Go Buy Gas
Can't Go Buy Gas
Can't Go Buy Gas

(No I Can't Go Buy Gas)
I Can't Go Buy Gas
No! The Fumes Smell So!
No, I Can't Go Buy Gas
No, No, No!

Oh The Fumes!
(I- I Can't Go Buy Gas)
I Can't Go To That Store!
No! The Fumes Smell So!
(No I Can't Go Buy Gas)
I Can't Go Buy Gas, Oh The Fumes

Oh The Fumes!
(I- I Can't Go Buy Gas)
Won't Go To That Store Anymore
No, No! Oh The Fumes
(I Can't Go Buy Gas)

(fade out)

thanks for reading!

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