Song Parodies -> "My Wal-Mart Addiction"

Original Song Title:

"Family Tradition"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Hank Williams Jr

Parody Song Title:

"My Wal-Mart Addiction"

Parody Written by:

Jaxgrl71/jbh

The Lyrics

I just bought a jacket and a nineteen inch t.v.
and I'll come back in a day or two to pick up some DVD's
I know it might sound crazy but it helps me relieve some tension
so if I'm not home I'm just carrying on with my Wal-Mart addiction..

People ask me Jen
Why do you shop?
Why do you go broke?
Why did you write out those checks that you wrote?
I stop and think it over and tell 'em it's a unique condition
So if I'm not home I'm just carriyng on with my Wal-Mart Addiction

I just found the clearance rack and a purse to match my shoes
Some towels and some curtains in the prettiest shade of blue
I think I'll buy some motor oil and some utensils for the kitchen
and if I'm not home I'm just carrying on with my Wal-Mart addiction

CHORUS

So leave me alone..hey look at this phone! It's a Wal-mart Addiction

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Roscoe P. Coltrane - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I thought the end with ..."So leave me alone..hey look at this phone! It's a Wal-mart Addiction." was very clever. I would just die if someone sang that in a bar on kareoke! FUNNY AS *ELL!

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