-> "One Legged"
Original Song Title:
"Buck Naked"
Parody Song Title:
"One Legged"
The Lyrics
I lost my leg in Vietnam
It got hit by a bomb
Boy I am sight
Most people look at me in fright
I have to eek my way through life
And I always need to keep a knife
When I am done with work
I always struggle with my shirt
I need to live in pain
And I walk with a cane
I wish I wasn't in the war
Cause then I could walk through my door its all because i'm
One legged, i'll never win
One legged, legs are tinny tin tin
One legged, its my daily thing
One legged, I ain't no king
One legged most people will talk
One legged is the way I walk
I tried to walk downtown
And boy I looked like such a clown
I have my custom made clothes
And everyone knows
I wish that I was a normal man
I get chased by the clu clux clan cause i'm
One legged, i'll never win
One legged, legs are tinny tin tin
One legged, its my daily thing
One legged, I ain't no king
One legged most people will talk
One legged is the way I walk
Boy you don't know how bad it feels
When you can't feel one of your heels
You try to miss one leg all day
You don't know the price I gotta pay
I can take off my leg and not move
Boy you don't know what I go through why am I
One legged, i'll never win
One legged, legs are tinny tin tin
One legged, its my daily thing
One legged, I ain't no king
One legged most people will talk
One legged is the way I walk
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